Webstein's Dictionary Welcome to Webstein's Dictionary. We are so glad you stopped by for a moment, you with such a busy schedule! Who would have thought that you would have time to visit, what with your important job...what are you a doctor now? A lawyer, at least? Ok, fine so you're an accountant (oy, no one should know of such things.)

Anyway, here at Webstein's Dictionary you have a place to call home (just take off your shoes, and don't touch the kichel! It's for your father.)

Hope you enjoy your stay. Maybe you'll buy something. What else will you do with all that money? Sure, there's the JUF, and maybe the JNF, as well. And, alright, so you bought a few dozen Israel bonds...but, how about spreading it around a bissell?